Let's Go to the Movies

After another blogging disappearance, this story was worth sharing. I figure I may as well let others get some entertainment out of my stupidity.

This past weekend I went to the movies with some friends. As we approached the hall of our movie theater I, as I always do, decided to use the lu before the movie began. As I exited the bathroom and got ready to head to the theater I realized I did not have my ticket. It was sitting on top of the toilet paper dispenser in the bathroom. Easy fix, right?! Well, not so much when you have no recollection as to what stall you went in and the bathroom is like grand central station at the moment. All stalls in use. After checking about every stall...ticket in hand. DONE.

Off to the theater. As I was climbing the stairs in the theater...who do you ask trips and falls on her face?! That would be me. AMAZING! Ya, it was awkward not going to lie. I was laughing pretty hard. I then receive a text message from an unknown number taunting me about me fall. Even more amazing. Come to find out it was the # of someone with my cousin, Paige, who happened to witness this great occasion from across the theater.

I watched the movie...it was mediocre.

Post movie. I go to use the lu, like I always do. The toilet paper roll has not much left on it, maybe a few more uses, and is sitting on top of the dispenser. I grab it begin to unroll and what happens. I drop it...into the toilet. While still holding the end. 'nough said.

Bottom line...I am a moron.